A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS
someone’s getting coal this year
IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
When accompany my mom she always makes me ask, I know what the answer will be but she won’t stop until I ask; it’s embarrassing. Sometimes I pretend to ask and tell her, “they said no”
My favourite thing is when customers get super pissed when you don’t have a thing. ‘what do you mean you don’t have celery?! no celery? None at all?’ I know right. It’s almost like other people besides yourself actually shop here,
Most employees have offered for me when I can’t find something and they don’t go physically check, they look it up in the computer system. I think that’s your major clue right there, if they don’t look it up in the system then they’re probably wasting your time.
Yeah but I’ve looked things up in the system, told a customer we don’t have it, and THEN they’re like “Well can you go check the back?” And I’m like, let me explain you a thing,
A comprehensive list of things we have “in the back”:
- not what you need.
A comprehensive list of people are are actually allowed “in the back”:
- not me, because this is a department store and that stuff is delegated.
There are waaaay too many customers who ask if you have something “in the back” after you tell them that hey, our computers say NONE OF THE STORES IN THIS STATE EVEN CARRY THAT SO NO, THERE WILL NOT MAGICALLY BE ONE IN THE BACK.
…tl:dr, I am SO HAPPY I don’t work retail anyomre.
those people just be cray
We get a lot of that and it’s like “our back room is all broken shit and chainsaws that belong to other people… But sure, since you insist on yelling, let me get someone to waste their time for something that isn’t there”
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
what even is the second picture?
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it